Friday, November 01, 2013

Wojo's Pigskin Picks: Michigan State tries on bully role for size

Wojo's Pigskin Picks: Michigan State tries on bully role for size | The Detroit News:
"Before these rivals completely change identities, let’s revisit a couple classic jokes I just made up:

Q: How many Wolverines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 110,001 — one to change it and 110,000 to reminisce how Bo would’ve motivated the bulb to change itself by famously snarling, “The bulb, the bulb, the bulb.”

Q: How many Spartans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three — one to change it, one to chug a beer and crush the bulb on his forehead, and one to argue Michigan State’s Bulb-Changing Bachelor’s Degree is just as respected as Michigan’s."

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