Thursday, August 14, 2014

Liberals Manage to Make Your Grocery List Racist

Liberals Manage to Make Your Grocery List Racist - Michael Schaus - Townhall Finance Conservative Columnists and Financial Commentary - Page 1: "
Oh, how exciting…
Now you can be a good little liberal, even when shopping for fresh produce and certain off-brand whiskies.
According to a politically obsessed hack over at the Washington Post, some other politically obsessed hack has developed an app so you can wander through your daily life without ever losing sight of partisan political squabbles.
The new smartphone app allows users to scan the barcode of consumable products in the grocery store, and it divulges the corporation’s political leanings. (I just found out that Fiji Water has switched from heavily Republican, to entirely Democrat… Ugh.)
It’s so nice to see that we’re now able to make dinner ingredients a conversation starter about Ted Cruz and Nancy Pelosi…
I suppose, soon, we’ll be calling certain bakery products “racist” because of their political inclinations, right? Good.
I was beginning to worry that there might be a couple of moments throughout the day that were not focused on divisive political partisanship.
(A sarcasm font! My kingdom for a sarcasm font!)"

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