Tuesday, November 04, 2014

‘Her Highness’ Michelle Obama Gives Black People ‘Permission’ to Eat Something After Voting and You Won’t Believe What It Is

‘Her Highness’ Michelle Obama Gives Black People ‘Permission’ to Eat Something After Voting and You Won’t Believe What It Is:

"That’s right, black folks. The benevolent Michelle Obama has given you permission to break her healthy food guidelines and eat some fried chicken if, and only if, you vote.

No, you can’t have a hamburger, pizza, or buffalo wings. I suppose that treat is reserved for white folks.

I’m surprised she didn’t encourage black people to wash it down with some red soda and have a side of watermelon."

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