Maybe this will make Amnesty International happy. Next thing, they'll want half-days on Fridays.
The Borowitz Report .com: "BUSH CONSIDERS CLOSING GUANTANAMO ON WEDNESDAYS
President's Proposal Falls Short of Gitmo Opponents Demands
Hoping to appease those who have called in recent days for the U.S. to close the detention center at Guantanamo, Cuba, President Bush announced today that he was considering closing the facility on Wednesdays.
Mr. Bush made the proposal in remarks in the White House Rose Garden today, telling reporters, "Under my plan, there would zero tolerance for abuse of prisoners in Guantanamo, on Wednesdays at least. "
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