Friday, January 05, 2007

Kansas thoughts

The best and worst of Opinion Line 2006

Breasts, fashion statements

As far as I'm concerned, the only thing wrong with breast-feeding in public is that the baby's head obstructs my view.

If a woman breast-feeds her baby while lunching at Hooters, would other patrons be offended? Just curious.

If you have stomach rolls, please stop wearing shorts that show them. Nobody wants to see that. If you have back rolls, please stop wearing halters. Nobody wants to see that, either.

If you are 35 or older, short skirts, low-necked tops and tight jeans are not for you. Face it; your glory days are over. Cover up.

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