Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Carmen's invite


And, no!

You are not invited.

Bummer...


President Obama now has promised an extended warrantee for our Cadillacs so why not for our omelets?

If we don't like our Carmen-cuisine we gotta a brotha in the White House who feels our indigestion and demands retribution!

Heck, we might even get Carmen's owner fired!

How cool would that be!

And why don't we, "the people" have any say in the Carmen's menu!


Coffee is nice but why do we have to wait for our coffee when we WANT OUR COFFEE NOW?

Isn't it time for our President Obama to bring the efficiency of our USPS to small towns in America!

http://muskegonpundit.blogspot.com/2009/03/us-postal-service-seeks-25-billion.html

Isn't it time to harness the efficiency those who administer our border fence to make our local dining emporiums.... more efficient!

Isn't it time that the promise of congressional oversight and expertise that so well served us mope American taxpayers during the S&L scandal and the recent world wide financial decomposition be expanded to Indian Toast and poached eggs!

How lucky we are to have our betters making those tough decision for us mere taxpayers!


See ya Thursday!

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