Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Don’t bring a knife to a coffee fight



"I politely demurred by hurling a cup of hot Starbucks at him while fishing my Beretta Jetfire out of the stupid pocket holster it was riding in.

After taking a face full of Columbia’s most popular legal export and confronted with a counter offer of bullets to his previous barter exchange concept, the young gentlemen decided that discretion was the better part of valor and made all due haste in a westerly direction"
Our new national weapon of choice?
How soon should we expect a "Brady" bill to restrict macho males from indiscriminately splashing innocent children?

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