Friday, June 03, 2011

Farewell, My Weiner

iowahawk: Farewell, My Weiner
"Excerpts from the new Inspector Dan Rather mystery

Secrets are funny things.
The harder you try to keep them under wraps, the harder they spring up in the most embarrassing places.
And in my line of business, you learn that no matter how you try thinking about baseball those secrets can jump right out of their soft cotton comfort and put you on ice permanently.
My name is Rather.
And I'm a dick."

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