Monday, December 26, 2016

Militant snowflake: new insignia for social justice warrior

Militant snowflake: new insignia for social justice warrior
"Dear social justice warriors! 
You have so outgrown the old hammer and sickle emblem, it's not even funny. 
The working class has betrayed you and can no longer be trusted. 
Your new broad coalition is proactively writing a new narrative of safe spaces, microaggressions, dog whistles, snow jobs, institutionalized rapism, and climate denyism.
Your community organizers have succeeded in creating a spectacular movement of snowflakes who they hope will one day solidify into an impenetrable iceberg that will sink the Titanic of capitalism. 
And yet you're still struggling to create an emblem you could put on your armbands, banners, and social media icons. 
We hope this design will stick. 
Your movement deserves an original catchy symbol.
Nazi snowflake flag
This emblem will look great on flag an armband, adding a nice touch to your school's interior and exterior.
Nazi snowflake armband
Put it on your signs during your next campaign of Jew-hatred at your favorite campus.
Nazi snowflake flag
You can even wear it as you harass passengers you don't like on your flight to San Francisco, and no one will dare take you off the plane once they see your official SJW status.
Nazi snowflake armband
And feel free to use the SafeSeating™ sign we have made for you earlier.
Nazi snowflake

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