Sunday, March 24, 2019

The Garbage Science Behind the AP's Latest Global Warming Report

The Garbage Science Behind the AP's Latest Global Warming Report
"...A “freak out” is the only way to explain the breathtakingly stupid con job published by the far-left Associated Press on Tuesday. 
The hoax piece is titled, “AP finds hot records falling twice as often as cold ones,” and a bigger piece of garbage science you will never read … at least until the next one.
Let’s take these one at a time.
The AP reports the following:
Over the past 20 years, Americans have been twice as likely to sweat through record-breaking heat rather than shiver through record-setting cold, a new Associated Press data analysis shows.
The AP looked at 424 weather stations throughout the Lower 48 states that had consistent temperature records since 1920 and counted how many times daily hot temperature records were tied or broken and how many daily cold records were set.
The AP shared the data analysis with several climate and data scientists, who all said the conclusion was correct, consistent with scientific peer-reviewed literature and showed a clear sign of human-caused climate change.
If you read that closely, the AP is selling pure snake oil, and is doing so about a planet that is 4.5 billion — with a “b” — years old.
What I mean is that the AP wants you to believe that…
  1. …more hot than cold temperature records being broken means something. It doesn’t.
  2. …on a 4.5 billion-year-old planet, temperatures recorded over a mere 20 years mean something. They don’t.
  3. …on a 4.5 billion-year-old planet, temperature records that reach back only 99 years (to 1920) mean something. They don’t.
Do you see what I’m getting at? 
...Extrapolating 20 years out of 4.5 billion isn’t just cherry picking, it’s lying; it’s outrageous and irresponsible, but nowhere near as outrageous and irresponsible as this…
Here’s a list of the environmental hoaxes perpetrated by the media and scientific “experts” over the last four decades:
  1. A new Ice Age will arrive by the year 2000.
  2. We will all die when the ozone layer disappears.
  3. The oceans are doomed.
  4. Global Cooling will destroy the world.
  5. Acid rain will destroy our forests.
  6. Overpopulation will result in worldwide famine.
  7. We will deplete our natural resources.
  8. We will run out of oil.
  9. The polar ice caps will melt.
  10. Manhattan will be underwater.
  11. People who live in cities will have to wear gas masks.
  12. Nitrogen buildup will make the land unusable.
  13. “Decaying organic pollutants will use up all of the oxygen in America’s rivers, causing freshwater fish to suffocate.”
  14. Polar bears will go extinct.
  15.  The end of snow!
  16. Super hurricanes!
  17. Colder temperatures prove the planet is warming!
According to these lying liars, all of this was supposed to have already happened.
And now these lying liars are running out of hoaxes, which has made the AP so desperate it is reporting on 20 years of temperatures on a 4.5 billion-year-old planet, which is like judging a person’s life based on a fraction of a second of that life.
That’s not science, it is deliberate and naked dishonesty."
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