4 in 10 Americans Embrace Some Form of Socialism
"Comrades, we're making PROGress, but not enough.
If we can't shame them to come over to the Red side, we change how we count the numbers. if we (ahem) alter the population counted (numbers in Gulag don't count) we can rise to majority in no time.
Two out of five is nice, but four out of ten sounds like we are influencing a greater number, so we're going with that.
Report your neighbors with cars, nicer things, better shovels, fancy degrees from universities (except degrees in ebonics or gender studies; sociology degree holders will be reviewed one by one).
You know the drill. Little Jimmy (or Jamal) goes to school with half of a government cheese sandwich for lunch if he's lucky, but Sally and Chad have chicken salad sandwiches and a bag of chips?
Kids, report them to your teacher, and if she doesn't forward the report, report HER!
Vote Bernie, Vote Early, and Vote OFTEN!
It's for the Children™"
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