Sunday, June 16, 2019

The Bee... or THE TRUTH?-----Strong Link Found Between Watching Soccer, Being Incredibly Bored | The Babylon Bee

See the source imageStrong Link Found Between Watching Soccer, Being Incredibly Bored | The Babylon Bee
CAMBRIDGE, MA—A new study performed by a Harvard research team found a “strong correlation” between watching a soccer game and succumbing to a feeling of overwhelming boredom.
The study suggests that watching soccer is the root cause of much of the world’s boredom...
...“In our comprehensive study of thousands upon thousands of soccer viewers, many people began praying for the sweet release of death just several minutes into the match,” Dr. Travis Wilson, Head of Sports Research, said.
“There’s a real danger for viewers here.
If you watch an entire soccer match, there’s even a statistically significant chance that you end up gouging your eyes out, purely from the near-paralyzing tedium of the game.”..."
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