"It’s hard to take braying morons like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Terrorist Cheerleader Twins seriously, but maybe we should.
After all, these aspiring dictatorettes are the heart, soul, and perpetually open mouth of today’s Democrat Party.
We kind of assume they are jokes because, well, they are jokes, but history teaches that the socialist future they advocate is no laughing matter.
They are now setting the agenda for one of America’s two great political parties.
What would happen if they somehow took power?...If these freaks ever got power it will be open season on your ability to participate in our society and our government.
...What would they call this brand-new USA?
I don’t know…probably something along the lines of the People's Republic of North America.
There would be no more border concentration camps, because there would be no border.
The camps would be for thought criminals, like noted racists Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi, who thought they could ride that pinko tiger.
Oops!
And there would be so many other new crimes!
Pronoun abuse? A crime.
Manspreading? A crime.
Climate crisis denial? A crime.
Same with having an SUV or exceeding your carbon credits by taking a plane on vacation.
...Get ready for racial, gender, orientation and fatness quotas administered by the Federal Department of Equality.
And remember – mocking Secretary Beto for being a furry is a hate crime!
Enjoy the new 70% tax rate!
And enjoy paying for other people’s college, and health care, and rent, and everything else.
Your job is, of course, to toil without complaint.
But look on the bright side – you’ll be rich once they make the minimum wage $100 an hour!"
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