Sunday, February 28, 2021

Hasbro Announces Mr. Potato Head is Gender-Neutral - Louder With Crowder

Hasbro Announces Mr. Potato Head is Gender-Neutral - Louder With Crowder

I'm convinced now more than ever there is a giant lotto ball machine in some leftist nonprofit somewhere. Each ball has a different fictional character on it. On the fourth Thursday of every month, a ball is chosen and teams have to figure out how best to f*** with the character. Bonus points for the speed they're able to bully corporate executives into releasing a statement. The winning team gets free lunch at the culturally appropriate restaurant of their choice.

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