Thursday, April 15, 2021

Yes, it's the Bee...or is it?-----SAT To Be Replaced With DNA Test To Determine How Oppressed You Are | The Babylon Bee

SAT To Be Replaced With DNA Test To Determine How Oppressed You Are | The Babylon Bee
NEW YORK, NY—The College Board has discontinued the SAT, replacing the long-standing college admissions exam with a DNA test that traces your ancestral history and determines how oppressed you are.
The new method of college admissions will just figure out how oppressed or privileged you are and assign you an oppression score based on your racial background. 
Those with lots of marginalized ancestors will receive a high score, while those with evil, privileged ancestors will receive a low score. 
Prestigious schools such as Ivy League institutions will only consider applicants with an Oppression Score of 1500 or higher. 
Asian students start the test off with an automatic 500-point deduction, while white students are asked to leave the testing site immediately...Read all!

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